babygonzo:

awwww-cute:

My parent’s threw a surprise party for my dog’s 6th birthday! (mum even made a meat pie birthday cake)

how can you throw a party for a dog that’s not a surprise?
olsonstuff:

Amazing

titytwochainz:

person: cereal is only for breakf-

me: 

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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