ufo-spooky:

sigurrossgeller:

"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"

why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo

please sit down

Relevant today

(via homeless-dad)

Bae: You're so big daddy!
Me: I told you if we're going to role play you need to say it properly
Bae: You're so big Sir Daddy, Lord of House Cummies
cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.